1. Oh no, Annie got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
"I used to love you, but now that you've been anally probed, I'm not sure anymore." Inside joke. I assure, she just fell out of her chair reading that. If she is, in fact, in a chair to begin with. Which I doubt. Chairs are for suckers and communists.

2. Describe Michele in five words.
Ummmmmmm. "Uncle Lucy's favorite human niece." She also laughed pretty hard. If she had read this.

3. What's Maddie's opinion on cheese?
I'm fairly sure she's okay with it.

4. Who is Sara's best friend?
Her sewing machine, closely followed by her wife, Maddie.

5. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Kellar and James, and why?
Kellar. Because James beat him into submission. kellar was like "The he-ho will save the day!" James was like "fuck off you crazy bitch" and proceeded to beat him to a pulp. because James really is a superhero.

6. Would you love to read James's very personal diary?
"Dear Diary, today I listened to some girl group and violated Adam Baldwin in my mind. Then I threw my cat. It was the best day ever." No thanks.

7. Describe Gen in one word.
GEN!

8. How do your and Joie's talents add up?
Like together? Together, we could probably con a shit ton of people out of their money.

9. Ever slept in the same room with Sweet P?
Adjacent room.

10. Do you do anything special with Andrea?
We speak German!

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